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Christian Car Guy Theater 11

The Christian Car Guy / Robby Dilmore
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December 19, 2015 10:00 am

Christian Car Guy Theater 11

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December 19, 2015 10:00 am

A Full Length Episode of A Christmas Carol - Christian Car Guy Theater Style - From Guido Gasket as The Ghost of Christmas Future to Tiny Tim this episode is the most downloaded Christian Car Guy Theater EVER!!

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Time for Christian very special Christmas extravaganza well Christmas brother printer crankshaft brother is doing.

You could agree that this whole story hinges on this morbid fact and afterwards you may even agree this concept mail for now. Follow along with me and you'll see that these two deceased brother's center used to some framers enslavement the worldly pursuit as well as a repulsion of all things Christian, especially the Christmas isolated is noise. These two were there self-serving and now let's look and see if we can find their story.

Eustis was at the jail interrogating his prisoner Christmas meal. Eustis you just let me pulled up just calling remember the last time you pick me up. You look foolish and it's really cold in here to leave and he that you cheapskate hey uncle Eustis.

Merry Christmas to you and may God save you this season. I came by to invite to our Christmas dinner tomorrow night. You know Marcy cooks a mean turkey and afterwards I promise a game of Trivial Pursuit just like my mom and used to play when your kids to be also Christmas Marion.

This poor and now you're blowing your Christmas bonus on a worthless party for goodness sakes."

What do you have to be so all fired grumpy about you.

You are filthy rich and tomorrow I'm offering you are free to come on uncle.

It won't kill you to have some fun. Just one day this year.

Hey, what you have, the Simmons kid in here for uncle Eustis. It's Christmas Eve and he's a good kid. I go to church with his family, church, you say will all the more reason I smell or is it a church mouse in this case sure you are all all or is church mindset and how I know you were working on any charity for the spittle back off uncle Stephen's a good kid here for Eustis. I heard you brought Stephen Simmons. What in the world now see the pastor. This is official police business and with the sheriff all visiting for the holidays. I am in charge here nonetheless glad you're here because I need to take a statement now now now Jeff, you go along and run along like a good nephew and I'll see you next year all right. Merry Christmas, uncle and may God save so pastor where were you at 3 PM this afternoon.

I was meeting with Steve and some of the other kids at school they want to put on a Christmas meal for the hospital about what do you have a permit to use hospital property like it sounds like a violation of church and state. To me what you have some sort of permit to use hospital property like that pastor will I know Eustis is a small town. I never dreamed anyone would be offended to offer me with the folks in the hospital. The meal pastor Christmas thought that's offensive I'm afraid only the calling Americans for civility to come down here and check this all out Eustis please. There's no need. We will call a Christmas dinner. How about holiday dinner. Is that okay and by the way, it's freezing in here. Sure, he broken I guess as long as I hear nothing about Christmas data. I suppose I'll let you off this time. I don't suppose you would like to donate to the cause.

Deputy Bob and I will do nothing you back Jack oh so you'd rather stay anonymous not want to waste my money on a meal for spittle patients. They get one good enough or free in the hospital right Eustis.

Many would rather do I need hospital food on Christmas day.

I let them do what I say decrease the surplus population. It sure is doing here.

Deputy now that you know was told the truth cannot go pastor, can you give me a ride. Sure Stephen would be all right Deputy I promise no mention Christmas Eustis let Stephen and the pastor out and then closes up the jail heading out to his pride and joy. Toyota Corolla Eustis loves the value in the Corolla and the great gas mileage. As you might guess, but he sat down on the drivers button started to look like this.

This is horrible almost ghostly image of his jaw was tied with a cloth which was in his curiously ghostly eyes seemed to stare like the children's expression mission turn the horn way to go for an event that was creating quite a stir under the hood of Jimmy's Jeep Kramer crankshaft was cranky or than ever in the cold, especially if this season is the joy of the other celebrating Christmas chili spin on his bearing rocker arms just made it worse with nursing staff say was born on Christmas day just say this number Kramer crankshaft exploded rockers. If you think you about last time we spun out of control.

Ready for all workers.

That infernal singing. I'll spin you out of the hood for good and I suppose you all want the day off tomorrow.

At least Bancroft bonnet have the courage to answer quick answer. It's not convenient and it's not there yet.

If I refuse you will all think I'm a cotton headed mini muffin that encouraged Wally windshield washer to speak up as well, meaning muffin Kramer more escrow.

Yeah, I scribbled really screwed you say a Scrooge along those lines that supports used to pick a man's pocket of 20 December, so you will be ready to roll more early today after the words are no more out of some of his deceased brother bearing down and ringing sound, then across the intersection. Eustis ran a red light on the icy road and in the French inventor the same time the impacts crankshaft. It was all I brother Festus appeared in his ghostly form. Is John still tied closed on his character wearing a waistcoat like George Washington and even the little pig tail like George kind about it was this ghastly chain's's's you don't believe me I know you doubt your senses. I do not believe in you. My imagination dreams up. I need all this commotion seemed awake and Kramer crankshaft, his brother, Creighton crankshaft was standing in a similar appearance to the ghostly fastest and rattling his time is correction mind do you believe me know. I do most you have to understand, nobody wants to get the shaft. This is no time for bed. It is requiring all of us that the spirit within you should walk among his answer for what is that spirit does not do so in life is to do so will see what I might return to happiness did not change when I made it link by link and you find is the pattern of its strange to brother, would you know the length of the chain you bag your cell. Eustis it was as long and as heavy as this seven Christmas Eve go and you have labored on your expected brother will share some comfort with me. You Eustis. It comes in different regions and different ministers to other kinds, nor can I tell you what I will do this go on brother Creighton release extracts to expect the next 2 to 3 loss that goes fifth and Creighton retired their jaws and disappeared no center at the two ghostly brothers disappeared and the clock. The sound of the bell. Both Kramer and Eustis began to look about for the foretold spirits 19 are seen both are quick to explain Eustis and Kramer now see each other for the first time and that alone startles both will talk in crankshaft. This must be a dream or maybe I'm just losing it. What dipstick because no doubt you measure crude and rude humbug you cranky girl. Kramer focused on their debate, they failed to see the ghost of Christmas past hovering over them was a strange figure not so much like a child.

Just think older lady casting supernatural medium which must be appearance of the transparency somehow made it small was a child poet hair was white with a strangely's face was without wrinkle and tenders you ever saw. Dressed in a bright white room trimmed in summer flowers and pelvis bring a bright green and red hauling as if to hear of the season. The most amazing feature of all was a brilliant jet coming up from the top of its head light illuminated everything and perhaps that's why it carried an old-fashioned extinguisher looking hat under its arm. You can put out a gas fire with water. Then she spoke to me is the spirit that was foretold in the long hello and see. I think you have me mixed up with this guy crankshaft, would you not extinguisher What that is on your head about the blinding me to assassinate me where all these many years. Cell is nine can see the reason for this season. Deputy Eustis tell Pastor Jack that you wouldn't have called it a Christmas Kramer poor excuse to pick up every 25th of December and he so why are you grace a gas tank of Christmas past the benefit of both now take my word for it. Eustis and Kramer crankshaft reach out and touch the robe of grace against gray sees the ghost of Christmas past, and off they had through the winter. One snow dusting amount. This village seen come to the house where screaming is you way it is apparent he was an alcoholic and when he came home drunk don't you call we just see this argument here.

We had no money for Christmas.

Richard and Stan on your genes and what civic schemes for lame excuse like Eustis is coming to me, to teach high school excuse for a man you know you don't understand. You never understand. You say you love me and the kids what your idea of love is screaming and just when best to lead you to Mose Hartline and Margaret and she wanted that part so bad at all you can say is that she needs to talk about taking on the chair, pulled herself up by her bootstraps and say things you say to me you would teach Steve keep travel to your best want to be married in the school play with was the year my dad killed himself. I was thought it was because of him being drunk at all and any couldn't quit. He was just too weak. Kramer senior, he would spend in December when I was about eight and never came back just the car in the gas tank. Kramer even what's wrong with you a little piston slapping you have to go get a belt every time just like your father good and drunk.

Lena went to the kids disrespect slot but was disappointed in me, but I couldn't crank but I see I believe the line will come from. We threesome took off again and the snow. This time they seem to go just a few blocks to the nearby schoolyard were children were playing the snow.

The three of us in school is best within moments of their arrival. One of the neighbor kids lambasted the tree cutting her for she fell to the ground bleeding almost unconscious young Eustis unaware of what happens best. Lying there and ran over to her in a panic. You will jumping to conclusions. Young Eustis moves to attack Festus will teach you Eustis's punch knocked Festus to the ground in his front tooth with sobbing and bleeding. Young Festus responds this anywhere near Bath, and touch her. Just then, of all times Margaret Eustis's mom pulls up. She runs over the bleeding Besson Festus and were frozen time is Gracie ghost of Christmas began to make her point children and Margaret were frozen.

Still not over Eustis grace Francis those years ago. This precious but do you know particular words so because they were made to Eustis made with a special selves is reflected by unique part of this.

The truth is only you can reflect your special identity yeast is anything one now God's enemies run around looking for God's glory laughing about in his image bearers and when second spots, God's glorious wax like a mole yet betrays himself. If you look closely you may see where you ask Jesus Eustis. You get a new name and Jesus. We seemed crazy but I am in the snow with my young self Besson Festus guess I'd give it a try. Jesus, I know we haven't talked in a while but but I'm here with the spirit. I would really like to know what is going on so Jesus what do you call me this ghost asked to almost the same thing happened to me when I was present as well. Trace section. Jesus. What do you call use Jesus tell you yes I think so. I can't believe it really what did Jesus say he says he calls me protector can't be bound to so sleep Eustis but say the point of God's glory to get you your true self, you saw what my mother said my brother.

My brother and not protected under attack you that your brother, your sister you love dearly say Eve and Eve to the bay that you were under attack at that point there was guilty.

I wanted my brother not protective guilty sell easier Jesus and it is only through Jesus blood cleansing Eustis do you want your innocence back when you get your car comes down you believe Jesus died to free from the body into many years ago that Rob you are being who God made you to be protector will know spirit. I just don't know how Matthew Kramer Jesus call me driver like Eustis in my mind suits years ago.

I let those pistons push me around driver. I'm just cranky. Let's move on voice you are needing words come out of the spirit. They were all as they arrived.

Eustis and Kramer grabbed extinguisher from the ghost sewage line. The fading of the ghost of Christmas past, came the onset of the next one came dressed almost like a Jeep fender dressed as the Statue of Liberty's dress was Christmas green with a white for him and it's crown was more like a Holly Reed and appointed Statue of Liberty crown. No doubt French and in fact this was plenty fender ghost of Christmas present. Now it was almost a blizzard threesome flew straight for the hospital right through the door and into the main cafeteria.

There was a magnificent feast. Pastor Jack and Stephen, of course, the ghost of Christmas present, took them over to a familiar family to both Eustis and Kramer like you and where was her son Matt Lake so you send that conditions line conditions late so you got a spot as this one is an amazing Christmas will swing no you bring all the chair in the room when you're coming. Nowhere is there a brighter Christmas smile and AFC Americans for civility. Everybody, this is filing suit right now so you want me to sleaze the sales sleaze will be no more talk of Christmas, Jesus public property same phrases in your exact position, except Kramer ghost of Christmas present as see Joe. Somebody needs to call the sheriff and yes, sir. Someone needs to spend that dude on the road what you think he went to you. Would you like to live this to all the man that you think I am last ghost I can't do it. Zero ghost of Christmas present without Frenchy fender ghost present to you for looking children. They were pitiful but they were also changed. This claim is Frenchy fender immediately found himself yes silver behind the wheel was a head gasket wearing a black Grim Reaper rope with the third overshadowing his face. Yes it was Guido gasket ghost of Christmas future. I think you will most ghost logs, the ghost of Christmas doesn't talk much too much to Eustis and Kramer jump in and the DeLorean speed on the dash lights up. December 20, 2018 DeLorean slows down, coming back to the hospital. The three get out right in the same cafeteria. They had just left a pay attention have to stop talking about you know many shut your trap listened to me last time I saw now we are in. Christmas day is mentioned thought someone to protect someone to drive those lost AFC people out of town on what happens in my butt I said we live in the three jump back and change but they arrived, Jeff and Marcy's house across town Christmas party with what seemed like the whole town including the whole Anderson family drama and Jimmy and his folks and his girlfriend out. Nahum was there and even old road hard with his Harley as well as Pastor Jack and the sheriff out of the driveway were both of Jimmy's jeeps and another reunion Sally serpentine mosey motor oil old willies fender worn winter Sammy starter bankrupt bonnet and retention are down you to listen to one's attention. I would like to think everyone for coming here to private property to share Jesus birthday without fear of a lawsuit.

The persecution we've all experienced since the Americans for civility or come to town I know is nearly exhausted all our financial resources bless you all for your perseverance and the joy you have shared in the midst of this battle after thank you for shepherding us through some believe what happened in beaver County. I agree Nam never saw this coming, or lethal lot of things.

The last two years with the sheriff shorthanded and blocked at every turn. Yes, when I took this job. I have no thought I swore to uphold the Constitution. Now the darkness seems to be advancing people like you shine Pastor the light of Christ will overcome it. I know we just need to be strong yeah like my crankshaft locked up in my Jeep got another plan for another engine we need to pray for new crankshaft to drive us back to our knees were weak and humble ourselves and seek the face of Jesus you know that all these things I do is godlessness on protection of protector.

Now that sounds good girl. Someone who won't back down when his back is against the wall. Who knows how to fight for freedom that how we do have lunch to be celebrating here though this this country take like never before. Never saw Presbyterian like Jeff here Costilla like road freight before yes mom, that's for sure.

Sheriff sing Christmas carols with a Baptist like you. I have to admit we have much to be thankful for the shame. Eustis is here to be a part of it all was felt he was on his sleeping meeting to be yeah so and then mosey motor oil trying to save this not playing without Kramer we don't have.

If there was ever a time we needed drive is now believed here on the birthday of the son of God. We need some kind of rebirth we just don't have it anymore, right bankrupt coming for you all lately Sally serpentine's since going on here night's make me feel like a silly high down waste paper.

I really can't put my finger on it but all I know since Kramer left us my pickup lines have been a drag. It's like we've got no drive.

You know what I'm saying and Tammy tensioner had to have her say you scream from the time Kelsey got right crankshaft job. That's it. One more stuff you guess the time is almost your show is that, just answer this one question things that will be will think that might open our present US so I'm going to give it to you straight. God knows all this are only good comes from anxious connected to that same good so is Jesus. God's so use that open up the present Jesus sacrificed on the cross for your sins, you will be planted. It's your choice if you need to be fertilizing fruit flies your choice good look at your headstone first one reads Eustis is now in his casket to pay attention. The next one says here lies crankshaft Kramer's attraction to learns your choice all yes yes I want to be the driver I was the man I was the crankshaft I was being dragged out as Eustis awoke to being towed out to the snowbank. Jimmy walked right up to Eustis. You okay to record.

No time will greatly crankshaft official business is going to be in trouble with me that I guess you sure you're okay.

Okay. Eustis walked over to Jimmy's jeeps lifting service like you and me will understand starts.

Eustis closes the hood and off they rolled to the hospital will. This is also where you will need to cease sales. Please excuse me Mr. Americans first court ordered here today where exactly you per se. You see, I am filing this lawsuit is anything Mr. SUCH disturbance, business day, you seem to bring the radiator to review today's Christmas extravaganza will open up all I will look deeper conversation.I might present you with