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Loved it. Yet of the growing up in church, the vesting of the one thing I'll start your course. Don't murder you know don't steal in the third commandment was dull, get a massage in the airport when I'm on this in the Bible that is in the back has to be. I did not know early early man that savvy about with the Wright brothers were able to pull all the together flight yeah know that you let you know that I ever let go out of town to make it anywhere but I just go on the machine that they have. They do have the naked one that's crazy in Dallas-Fort Worth. They have one goal in the back room get get a hot yet `the arts of your out of town like a new city were you want to write here in Oregon on Tulsa yeah San Bruno Mississippi okay what you can't do is just Google massage and go there right you cannot know because their young to be on the news the look of a reputable play like go to a hotel that has like a spa or like you can't just be out here just like I guess this is my reputation of my family kinda sets me up okay no I like to get a massage, given the size of what I tell them it was Isaac all okay hot you take care you so you all to handle everything, you will get you massage my quick bite is forming ratings are well and I get this I go to the franchise massage envy. Yes he go to go to a French blonde like oh I know of that one. One or two in the morning is blinking massage not go reputable resides in the day of tax they have a they file their taxes yeah yeah but I am the anyone can get an appointment because every time I call the cited like we don't used to make a point where my schedule is working for you anyway. You can can scale drop some names work will be right will be coming through the people that work for the people that work for you, John Christy, like Enterprises are you Enterprises John Drucker's entertainment entertainment like junkers enterprise that sounds better, though, you want to change it. Sounds like multiple, there's multiple things that just me posting on yeah right as a guide dog in the airport.

I so we play the airport.

At lunch we do the NASCAR one would you think that Alaska is funny right here, right here right to be honest she's not all the very thing they're all great stars working free and it will work for radio that's right down to think what you would John can probably regulate the soccer golf which is fantastic, irritated weatherman, which I think is awesome and I got thousands of them, but who do you have an ID just doing is well once I press publish its kind. My already on the eye.

Sometimes I see them. For some, I guess that's my fair video I got for Alameda. While it just makes so many videos right as you comment on what is going on. Do I think is a great idea which you should've come up with Allison. I should go my own who pulled the shack who pulled Shakti that was you. Okay so what you do and this can be a problem when you have children yeah okay you are so famous yeah and you so rich you wouldn't like how you kids got grown up not being entitled yeah listen to how shack coos very similar to you being a parent is okay Graham over with some $250 so, who want to shoot miscues on his knees from a whiskey to start from the bottom so you jocks start marking Parliament's vice president. Once I saw the member care with the Duke's grandma came to 50 start from the bottom so this will also teach Mike so how do you feel that is responsible and that's that's not really starting from the bottom there's like a huge net below. If you that's not G league would be if you got a tryout yeah some guys Eric and Rucker Park. That's that let you write you clean the court in Rucker Park. Yet if he doesn't. If he doesn't, that doesn't get if he does like I normally do this anymore like I know I got because you have when I start a comedy. I fight that I say it's like the of aircraft carrier had assigned 9-to-5 job and then you go you and that goes on minutes. It's almost it's the water and then it right that the $250 million net is like, but John live in a shelter. How about this scenario, you guys are pastors again ladies. Robin Williams came as our boys you want to be alive.

Comedian Jerry Seth technique you know good all right yes great prolific so you dance comedian you still working with the club to annually club healed yet this John Chris Junior not go to the call because the clouds, I might add a primate go by a different name.

Oh, I'm not like no I'm not like Robin Williams Junior gradually got a really good name Scott and then that the crowd will know Scott Crist yet is your dad would never date someone spent a lot of those guys one of us. They got NASCAR drivers and stuff like that like there Junior Ricky Stenhouse Junior you know now answer Junior Dale Earnhardt Junior could wear their dads to drive. Yes, they drove so as soon as they get in that car. There are miles ahead of the guy that did his dad to drive because they know they seen it, they know what success looks like because you can't pretend check-in pretend he's not ridiculously rich healed bodily heat. He is Enterprises he has everything he is shack is Enterprises ECM on TV every parish but he's got to sell my desserts I entertaining commercials with the worst, I would say the worst is when the nepotism and the kid is like not good.

That's bad like Michael Jordan Junior's like he's not, that's even worse because you like. I just wish I was just like a guy like try to play basketball you I heard Qaddafi's son, one of you what you write this down to someone to be prosodic color would like entertainment and sports, and so could not be someone to be assigned a plan by witnessing that he was at his dictator best like the coffee before the night before he was killed by his people at the site so is some milling. Can someone tell can can we tell his daddy's terrible though he wasn't good was a good mold like the average is breeze better than club all the application of the plan probably kept him on the team you got because yeah you got a dictator say your country right or keep an eye that you're leaving, the analogy works because the wealthy ghosts. I would just imagine him going to like the rival countries right do that hello that those other crowds would give him right you imagine you would have a real story, yet Qaddafi's son was pro and that should not of been pro-since I have a lot of escort you do not know this, though I do not know that that's unbelievable. You have soccer fan, many US soccer for right naturalists. The knobs of the workup teams hey – let's eat as well. A huge weirdo. It would disqualify the boils as you know this is your first year, one of the call letters of the national station. We don't have one. I got out when I get there on Natalie that that was the most impressive thing last time you know he knew everybody right. I will say this.

It hurts and you brought that up Alcazar Nashville because H in their how do you do that all all your people down there.

I know you will be valiantly known are people you member this last time, you know, the people are you know you call me when I call you to grow white blue guy yeah yeah I think that I've been using it last two weeks to you writing your book and I'm through all but yet you writing how far not out yet but underpaid. So it's a renewed of the place but it's not out, it's not out that's on next week 17 right and you they handed to you on the said sum between that's first on Microsoft so you got it before me shall not talk about what did you care if I talk about some stuff in the book were already in it. I mean you get it back out now you roll commercial I have at this time. Anything what I did not know you need to see somebody else to religion on stage in Los Angeles of the company magical for you to call Lillian Truitt your background you would just back when you thought you nothing will schedule so I can bring up religion out you know it's going on. Yeah. So tell me this woman killing, killing, and she time of Moses and the burning bush. Why was that a revelation for you okay because I grew up in church. I was thought we were like like a sequestered community like to like we would drive to our church. We passed 20 churches on the way my parents liked all these are the look. Don't look at their feet that you group has pizza don't even were not even yet they raise their hands over there. We don't not work on our right. You were just I was homeschooled very sheltered. So I started telling these jokes about about growing up in church, like go do joke like just because your kids named Bible name doesn't mean it's good be a good kid because I'm pretty sure in six grade a kingdom. Jesus stole my bike right up everybody. You have to be a Christian after you where they know it can have the fundamentals yeah but then it but then, I mean if you go outside that if you go down to New York City would everybody know David and Goliath sure yes let everybody know the Christians meet on Sunday morning.

Sure and go and give money right and 70 million Christians in this country seat.

Yeah, the odds are good. Now you go up it maybe in the new German New Jersey this weekend will be little like you and I can do. Father Abraham joke like you would down to Birmingham Alabama right more of a tradition down there, but I thought in LA these people are coming magical yeah I got there. So when this girl was doing a joke about Moses in any say it in a way like if you go to like up. I mean there's no black comedy shows Muslim, shows gay comedy shows Middle Eastern there's there's a lot of themes of comedy shows and if you work that specific you want that specific market. You would if you wouldn't love, but you would get right.

For the most part now is revelation is not yet.

I just enjoy same funny stuff you wanted funny stuff about you about Lord Seinfeld talking on an interview. Is this going make unique is tight is your that's it like it Jim Gaffigan has a bit about you know growing up Catholic. Having six having six kids and trying to steal cake at night was because her sleep.

No one can steal that right. That's his joke yes so I talk about being homeschooled and working at Chick-fil-A like you can't steal that you like. That's John's Joe yeah I guess you live it you living speak directly from your perspective. Then I just started doubling down I are just gonna do on to talk about me and that's when my career took off and didn't help you.

This will become a better person as you like. As you expose yourself to the audience that gains an attachment to the audience wanting to know you right they got yet there's a lot of guys I see are like just joke joke joke joke shall be liquid.

We don't know like out that what I will see you on the street they like hug you right here.

Like you I don't have buyers have poets that way because you love massages, but I like hug so I'm to call you. Bradycardia now living a double life. How do I do this only fully that I know I don't like physical touch at all medical get all excited to get in touch with myself because I don't even realize how I really feel yeah you know that you you I like a lot when I heard the last of you got a massage started crying and there is not. That is not true and I know this is dubious with my masseuses whisper from masseuses Masai must with though this is not saying a word. I will say they they sign a confidentiality Masai trial much like probate everybody son, Ned knows I am also looking I have people to like if they come with me on the tour bus for the weekend right like another sunny day here they have to sign guy, but if you like someone comes to clean my house.

You can't be asking people to sign an NDA for the I think Trump does like Drake does. He does yeah right. If you come over to Drake's house.

You put your keys in the basket and sign an NDA to go into his house. We come back. I need to get on that level. Drake menu menu going on that level. I don't see it happening. That's the old fund junkers enterprises, and I got to do and you can hire a high rise of junk I junkers entertainment barely make it, yet not rises yet you know if you give me NDA back in a moment.

Excuse me with your explant a chance to fork out as I can tell that you were never satisfied and will somberly call me chick flicks always satisfy you and it was founded on Christian girl, me and you were made for each other like a homeschooled man in a Chick-fil-A parking lot, you Chick-fil-A sausage are my first choice girl you treat me wrong and I'm a chicken biscuit after 1030 not available so muster up a chicken strip I mention constriction constraint hey girl listen I know a lot of guys are like a lining up to date you.

But honestly I'm like a AAA mobile order, I can skip the line you can't spell love without I you what you can okay will magically count. Okay, I can't spell girl you can call me at Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich wrapper because I am still good in the morning know because I went home after again and stayed at my house and he came back in the morning we went on the second day was still fun. That's what I meant to call me Chick-fil-A chicken soup Christian and soul.

Oh sure, yet we go to dinner and a movie but I got morals okay. I'm like the AAA store hours. Nothing good happens after 10 this weekend. Check out Brian's new show on Fox news channel because apparently he's cheaper than infomercials for nonstick pans. That is not true failed. That really hurt one nation with Brian kill me Saturdays at 8 PM Eastern on Fox news channel more Brian coming out precise personal power.

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