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I came by to invite to our Christmas dinner tomorrow night. You know Marcy cooks a mean turkey and afterwards I promised a game of Trivial Pursuit just like my mom and used to play when you were kids. We also Christmas married this poor and now you're blowing your Christmas bonus on a work party for goodness sakes, well, what do you have to be so all fired grumpy about you.
You are filthy rich and tomorrow I'm offering you a free better. It won't kill you to have some fun.
Just one day this year. Hey, when you have the Simmons kid in here for uncle Eustis.
It's Christmas Eve and he's a good kid. I go to church with his family, church, you say all the more reason I smell it or is it a church mouse in this case sure you are all all or is church and how I know you were working on any charity for the spittle back off uncle Stephen's a good kid here for you since I heard you brought Stephen Simmons. What in the world now see the pastor's official police business and with the sheriff all visiting for the holidays. I am in charge here nonetheless glad you're here because I need to take a statement now now now Jeff, you go along and run along like a good nephew and I'll see you next year all right. Merry Christmas, uncle and may God save so where were you at 3 PM this afternoon. I was meeting with Steve and some of the other kids at school they want to put on a Christmas meal for the hospital about what do you have a permit to use hospital property like it sounds like a violation of church and state. To me what you have some sort of permit to use hospital property like that pastor will I know Eustis this is a small town. I never dreamed anyone would be offended to offer a meal for folks in the hospital.
The meal pastor Christmas thought that's offensive I'm afraid only the calling Americans for civility to come down here and check this all out Eustis please. There's no need. We will call a Christmas dinner help out holiday dinner. Is that okay and by the way, it's freezing in here is your heat broken.
I guess as long as I hear nothing about Christmas data.
I suppose I'll let you off this time. I don't suppose you would like to donate to the cause. Deputy I will do nothing but you back Jack oh so you'd rather stay anonymous not want to waste my money on a meal for the patient's one for free in the hospital right Eustis. Many would rather die than eat hospital food on Christmas day.do what I say decrease the surplus population sure is doing here. Deputy now that you know was told the truth cannot go pastor, can you give me a ride. Sure Stephen would be all right. Deputy I promise no mention Christmas Eustis let Stephen and the pastor out and then closes up the jail heading out to his pride and joy. Toyota Corolla Eustis loves the value in the Corolla and the great gas mileage. As you might guess, but he sat down on the drivers started to look like justices.
This horrible almost ghostly image of his jaw was tied with a cloth which was in his curiously ghostly eyes seemed to stare like children. Mission turned a horn way to go. An event that was creating quite a stir under the hood of Jimmy's Jeep Kramer crankshaft was cranky or than ever in the cold, especially if this season is the joy of the other celebrating Christmas chili spin on his bearing rocker arms just made it worse with their singing was born on Christmas day just say this number Kramer crankshaft exploded rockers. If you think you about last time we spun out of control.
Ready for all workers. If you'll stop that infernal singing. I'll spit you out of the hood for good and I suppose you all want the day off tomorrow. At least Bancroft bonnet have the courage to answer quick answer.
It's not convenient and it's not there yet. If I refuse you will all think I'm a cotton headed mini muffin that encouraged Wally windshield washer to speak up as well, meaning muffin Kramer escrow yeah I scribbled really screwed you say a screw well along those lines. That's a poor excuse to pick a man's pocket every 20 to December so you will be ready to roll more early today after the words are no more out of his deceased brother bearing down change planning and ringing sound, then across the intersection. Eustis ran a red light on the icy road and in the French inventor the same time the impacts crankshaft. It was almost brother Festus appeared in his ghostly form. Is John still tied closed on his character wearing a waistcoat like George Washington and even the little pig like George kind about it was this ghastly chain's's's you don't believe me, I want you senses. I believe in you. My imagination dreams up. I need all this commotion seemed awake and Kramer crankshaft, his brother, Creighton crankshaft was standing in a similar appearance to the ghostly fastest and rattling his time is correction.
Do you believe you know I do most you have to understand, nobody wants to get this is no time for bed.
It is required that this should walk among those and show that spirit does not do so in life is to do so will see what I might turn this did not bring more segments of Christian car guy business extravaganza Christmas Carol, you won't believe this future can listen to all Christian car guy.com and you're listening to the Truth Network and TruthNetwork.com come back to Christian car guy business extravaganza Christmas Carol. We left our heroes Eustis and Kramer being visited by their ghostly brothers right and Festus.
I went and I immediately binding and you vying is the pattern that it's strange to brother, would you know the length of the chain you bag your cell.
Eustis it with his long and it's heavy as this seven Christmas though you have labored on your expected brother will share some comfort with me. You Eustis. It comes in different regions and different ministers to other kinds of not cannot tell you to this no brother Craig Reese extracts expect the next 2 to 3 that goes for Creighton retired their jaws and disappeared no center at the two ghostly brothers disappeared and the clock sound of the bell.
Both Kramer and Eustis began to look about for the foretold spirits 19 are seen both are quick to explain Eustis and Kramer now see each other for the first time and that alone startles both what this must be a dream. What dipstick because no doubt you measure crude and rude humbug you cranky and Kramer focused on their debate. They feel the see the ghost of Christmas past hovering over the strange thing, much like a child. Just think older lady supernatural medium almost the appearance of a transparency somehow made it small was a child, so his hair was white with a strangely's face was without wrinkle and tenders you ever saw. Dressed in a bright white room trimmed in summer flowers and pelvis bring a bright green and red hauling as if the parentheses the most amazing feature of all was a brilliant jet coming up from the top of its head light illuminated everything and perhaps that's why it carried an old-fashioned extinguisher looking under its arm. You can't put out a gas fire with water. Then she spoke spirit that was foretold long. I'll see you have me mixed up with this guy crankshaft, would you not extinguisher or what that is on your me to where all many years now I can see the reason for this season Eustis tell Pastor Jack that you wouldn't have called it a Christmas Kramer poor excuse to every 20 and he so why are you grace a gas tank of Christmas past the benefit of both now well take my word for it. Eustis and Kramer crankshaft reach out and touch the robe of grace against gray sees the ghost of Christmas past. They had through the winter. One snow testing, a mountainous village seen come to the house where screaming is way is when he came home drunk, we just see this argument here. No money for Christmas. Richard and Stan on genes and what civic schemes excuse like Eustis is made to share. The school excuse you. You don't understand you ever on this. You say you love me and the kids, but your idea of love is screaming for us to lead you to mow Margaret and she wanted that part so bad at all you can say is that she needs to talk about taking on the chair, pulled herself up by her bootstraps and say you say to me you can't travel to your best want to be married in the school play with was the year my dad killed himself. I was thought it was because of a drunk at all and could quit just to wake once again we have to remember Christian day you're listening to the truth and TruthNetwork.com. Welcome back to the special Christian car guy show with today's Christian car guy theater extravaganza Christmas Carol sure and check out Christian car guy.com if not the entire episode today is you can download the podcast or any Christian car guy theater or?
Remember Christian car guy.com. Now let's get back to the ghost of Christmas past.
Gracie just seen you spending December 8 and never came back. Just then the car in the gas tank. Kramer what's wrong with you a little slap and you have to go get a belt every time just like your father good and drunk.
Lena went to the kids disrespect slot was supported in me but I couldn't. Craig see I believe the lie would come from and the threesome took off again and the snow. This time they seem to go just a few blocks to a nearby schoolyard where children were playing the snow. Three of us in school. Within moments of their arrival. One of the neighbor kids lambasted the tree cutting her for she fell to the ground bleeding almost unconscious young Eustis unaware of what happens best. Lying there and ran over to her in a panic.
You will jumping to conclusions. Young Eustis moves to attack Festus will teach you Eustis's punch knocked Festus to the ground in his front tooth with sobbing and bleeding. Young Festus responds this anywhere near Bath, and touch her. Just then, of all times Margaret Eustis's mom pulls up. She runs over the bleeding Basson Festus and were frozen time is Gracie ghost of Christmas to make her point children and Margaret were frozen. Still not over Eustis grace Francis years ago is precious but do you know particular words so because they were made to Eustis made with a special selves, reflecting unique part of this truth is only you can reflect your special identity one now looking for God's glory laughing about in his image bearers and when second spots, God's glorious wax like mole yet betrays himself. If you look closely you may see where you Jesus. You get a new name and Jesus. We seemed crazy but in the snow, my young self Festus guess I could give it a try. Jesus, I know we talked in a while but I'm here with this. I would really like to know what is going on so Jesus what you call me this ghost asked to almost the same thing happened to me when I was present as well.
Section Jesus. What do you call use Jesus to believe it really what did Jesus say since he calls me protector can't be so Eustis but Satan got to get your true self is what my mother said my brother. My brother and not under attack that your brother or sister you love dearly say he and he may like you were at the point there was guilty. I wanted my brother not protective guilty so here it is only Jesus Eustis, do you want your innocence back when you are welcome you believe Jesus died to free Bonnie into many years ago that Rob he would being who God made you to be protector will spirit. I just don't know how Matthew Kramer Jesus call me driver like Eustis in my mind suits years ago. I let those pistons push me around driver.
I'm just cranky.
Let's move on, boys. You are needing words come out of the spirit.
They were all as they arrived.
Eustis and Kramer grabbed extinguisher from the ghost I the fading of the ghost of Christmas past, came the onset of the next one came dressed almost like a Jeep fender dressed as the statue of liberty Christmas green with a white for him and it's probably more like a Holly Reed and appointed Statue of Liberty crown. No doubt, in fact, this was plenty fender ghost of Christmas present. Now it was almost a blizzard of the threesome flew straight for the hospital right through the door and into the main cafeteria. There was a magnificent feast. Pastor Jack and Steve and of course the ghost of Christmas present, took them over to a familiar family to both Eustis and Kramer like and where was her son Matt, like so line conditions late so don't use this is an amazing Christmas will swing no you bring all the chair in the room when you coming. Nowhere is there a brighter Christmas smile and see Americans for civility. Everybody, this is right now so you will need to cease the sales please will be no more talk of Christmas, Jesus public property same phrases in your exact position, except Kramer ghost of Christmas present.
This is our last we come back you wrote.com and get the entire you're listening to the Truth Network and TruthNetwork.com and now the exciting conclusion of a Christmas Carol when able to listen on today's episode Christian car guy.com when we left Reggie fender Kramer and Eustis time Joe will assist see Joe yes, someone needs to spend what you think.
You went to you when you like to live this to all the man does not do it well. Ghost Christmas present without Frenchy fender ghost is present to you for looking children. They were also changed in 20 Frenchy immediately found himself silver behind the wheel was a head gasket wearing a black robe with a hood overshadowing his yes it was Guido gasket ghost of Christmas future. I think you will ghost of Christmas doesn't talk much too much to Eustis and Kramer jump in and the DeLorean speed time – like that. December 20, 2018 DeLorean flows down coming back to the hospital. Three. Get out right in the same cafeteria.
They just left not pay attention have to stop talking about you know.
Now shut your trap. Listen to me. Last time I saw Christmas day mentioned someone to protect someone to drive those lost ASC people out of town.
That's it. One more stuff. Guess the time is almost always bad, just this one question things that will will will present you with something to give it to you straight. God knows all summer only good comes from branches connected to that same good so Jesus, God's so use that open up the present Jesus sacrificed on the cross for your sins, you will be planted. It's your choice if you need to be vitalizing lies. Your choice.
You good look at your heads first one reads Eustis is now in his casket to pay attention. The next one says lies crankshaft Kramer's attraction to learns not be playing your choice will be the driver was the crankshaft I was being dragged out of Eustis awoke to being towed out to bank. Jimmy walked right up to Eustis okay record. No time will will will crankshaft official business with us. Eustis sure you're okay. Okay. Jeep lifting service like you and me will start off payroll to the hospital will will will will will need to cease and Mr. Americans person or court order.
Here where exactly you per se. You see, I am filing this lawsuit anything Mr. such a disturbance would be in the radiator to review today's Christmas will will will will conversation my present. This is the Truth Network