George Washington And The Outhouse

You know, since a Fourth of July 60s. I know that sounds like well I got four divisions Fourth of July rather than have my normal dad judgment have a long format Fourth of July badge or whatever really is a dead joke is probably not because it's it's a rare story but I did find it recently. It's called George Washington and the outhouse that Cameron is narrative and I know you're with Christian history is probably familiar with that right man familiar, so once in the 1820s little boy named Sam not coincidental to uncle at this point time. His name was Sam. The little boy he was playing a game in the backyard and during these pretend fighting game. He knocked over the outhouse is leading 20s Internet bathrooms out there so I was upset and worried that he would get the troubles we ran into the woods and he didn't come out until after dark when he arrived back home as Pappy was waiting for and he asked suspiciously, son, did you knock over the outhouse in the afternoon and Pappy know Pappy Sam line Sam told a lie cannot tell you I turned over the outhouse so that his father said well son, let me tell you a story once long ago.

Mr. George Washington received a shiny new wax from his father excited.

He tried it out on trees, swiftly cutting it down, but as he looked at the tree with his dismay he realized it was his mother's favorite cherry tree is Pappy paused for effect to know and suggest like you he ran into the woods and when he returned his Pappy as George, did you cut down the cherry tree and George answered, his father said I cannot tell a lie. I did indeed chop down the cherry tree in his father said well since you were honest with me and you spared me from your punishment but I will spare you your punishment.

Since you're on the right. I hope you've learned your lesson. That was George's right so then Sam strapped father asked him again. Son did you knock over the outhouse. Well Pappy I cannot lie anymore said little boy. I did indeed knock over the outhouse.

Well, then his Pappy father you know spank Sammy bore a red white and blue. It was an American thing to do. Boy whimpered Pappy I told you the truth wattages. Basically, George's father, spank him and Pappy answered. That's because George Washington's father wasn't in the tree when he jotted down unforgettable ride so that you wonder how it happened with Uncle Sam there you have it so with the end of all the shenanigans you know I would actually really have a route which is why are there no fourth of July knock knock jokes.

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