Producers’ Pick | Comedian John Crist

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I mean the guy is no good and are often supplying Obama's immigration policy. Let everybody through we have a chance next week. No, we don't were overnight were not good. Try to recruit bigger better players to come play for us, but they went to good schools mean they're all talking in the locker like word Seymour this together no matter what happens were not made it I'm out here, the state that is the units inspirational words of John Chris. You know what America's hottest comedians nice enough to come here before coming by one nation which is today or Saturday at eight. I don't downplay this, don't say it that that's the main thing this is that this is the main thing so you worry that I'm in a put down my own ship yeah you I will coming from FOX8 but is also always like this is the charity of the parents if we would not live I'd redo the whole open yeah I live around the country around the world. Just great to see what I to research a role I've never had such a great time you're over YouTube. You are all over the this thing called the Internet, which is here to stay next Al Gore right thanks Al Gore was before that we had no way to committing a word processor that you know like like comedies like like back in the Bible times if something was like those stories do you just had to tell him right to the next generation that Otello right you know I don't know this is what happened to granddad and matches writing more. That's how we got the Bible was like a word-of-mouth find a few hundred years trying to say the right to remember the story right now. What do you think we got close to the real stories did you dads a pastor yeah do you think you like to submit the names well, like if you if I if you did hey John, Chris, does this football coach joke and you. We didn't watch it you told it right at lunch. Yes, I would be like no good right that's not how it is all number when you're not John Chris yet and that's the first thing I saw Richard Wright absolute funny thing about the video is that ESPN actually ran it on on SportsCenter but they took out the Obama joke you kid. I think the headache that Kate can we have rights to use this and Rigo absolutely and they took that joke out here was that was a how does 2008 to stick it out and show exactly they now will. That's why that's like comedies so amazing County so strong right now because you go netizen that in that's not right but you listen like drink over nobody separate in their own homes and they would to ego but you didn't have anyone else to like like yeah that seems what you just by yourself right in the gadget labor like they want to think that you you don't wear a mask yeah yeah and by the way, whenever you get vaccine yeah and this virus is never to be a problem here and you think as we do this you not remember if you like. There like what do you think house, he doesn't do we have so many great comedians we got Evan Hart Dave Chapelle Anthony found she might show all areas we are laughing. They worship at the at the altar about Eileen K. How can you say it's tough to be a comedian omitted. That's just the all you have to do is watch and is unbelievable but would see. I agree with you but also I heard it's tough to be a comedian now when you see Dave Chapelle. Many people think is the gold standard in your business and they're attacking a mistake try to cancel problem is campy but they're attacking him on stage this till I see like establish comedians and I gotta talk to Dave Chapelle about getting right about transsexuals. So when you look at that and say I better start lifting because people to take a run at me.

Lifting weights yeah oh yeah I gotta say I would you change you, and love that that was the only thing the only time on foot will not unfortunately be on 10 people ever find it is a truth right that's just the fact even if it's not true it's not funny and if it was nice of him is untrue on the Internet because it doesn't just go with that. Like you think the comedians have all the power the comedians have no power audience has all the powers of you say something to laugh you done what was and wasn't a month ago with Dave Chapelle it so that a famous arena in Minneapolis. Yeah, and they go yeah we're gonna cancel it so that across tapping is doing just fine yeah on foot well date. What the left doesn't understand as they they played they played into his hand of cards perfectly like he's, that's, they did exactly what he was hoping they would do go I'm not going to quit Netflix on what are you and I quit your job okay and then all the he has no social media and he's just they're just carrying his message and everybody goes our unit shut that down like when they said I think that one of the most powerful things that helped trump is when they took him off twitter because it will go wait what you have to say.

Like you, give you shut somebody's like void.

That's why comedy is so strong is coming there, make a joke, but just goes not only to my Facebook yeah lately, so you get the most powerful person and by the other other leaders who hated trump. Yeah, we totally would blown away. They think that that's concerning SOI, we have Dan Longino on the show and he they rumble once went public rumble you go on to have his own. So now people saying okay now you can cancel me. I have my own infrastructure yeah so go ahead and try so I think that alert a lot of people and if you like you understand how big these like like oh like NASCAR. No one goes to it like I'm going to the races. We can this 225,000 know I like Jason nothing like he's washed up. I gulped it right is so 75,000 like it you hundred think this like a fringe group it's not that's what's wild about their legalities. Like hillbillies I go well not really not really John Christy fear as any comedian can follow him on Twitter as she heard the first thing out of Chris okay yeah you a whole bunch of appearances, and you know you have that which we are all across the country also stung for the break. That is like like with Fayetteville North Carolina moved in 5060 shows in the spring but they're all full. If they're not for the got tickets left.

But they're all like we did that happen for you like to do thousand 19 right before the pandemic. Yeah, that's would like 2018 is when people started like I go to the airport and there like what's up in your weight what we saw your video and then you and what's great about that special was a GQ, there's a multiple videos. The football one was one of them but yet there's football one the Disney one. The lot a lot of the videos that ego. Oh, I know that guy and then he starts about like a recognizable and then you know I mean I guess we have the social media that could that could ban us, but those those once you ban someone once you silence someone everybody goes I want to hear why dry and I think that that you think the banning is like a silence order but it didn't. Nine times out of 10 it does the opposite of the suit that John Kristin 2019 is not politically crested not publicly correct in 2022 G.I. now while you had to yeah maybe, maybe, but then he realized the more like the more you say it, the more people are like unified under it and then you don't have any like is when I feel like a Netflix special Netflix can remove you know if you just go drift social medias go direct to the people and they like.

I don't have a boss that you have a boss that can fire you. Maybe not right yet powerful voice yeah right, absolutely any lights on approximation now so I'm screwed.

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I yeah I every night might be his last right is super. The ratings keep going up. Yeah hello is valuable when young people watch. Yeah, I sent you when you say hey I walked on screen. The goal of this the guy from tick-tock like is everybody like invite like my mom's on Facebook like a big Facebook is my biggest social media but better because this effort. Tick-tock ago. Alright I guess I'm reacting to what is your viewing tick-tock will talked with us on television which is almost as important as ready to have tick-tock because knowing the Chinese taken all your information and are they using China is behind us doing the silliest things possible that are oftentimes dangerous.

What that that is where you a little bit what the information what's different.

What worries about is the is that the algorithm is so dedicated to you that you might not see what's going on elsewhere right and you you're only getting what they think you think an echo chamber right but I may but they don't silencing people I met a joke was on that on the first tee box of the golf course on July 1 and I hit the ball and my joke was pride month is over I can finally hit the ball straight again. Which is a joke fantastic into dates and then but they took it down. They took it yeah acted tick-tock removed it but got but that's a it's a pro it's not your making fun of, like maybe the back woods. I can't believe like they don't understand how sarcasm will algorithm doesn't understand that you think it someone in Beijing who said we had on you and I without doubts as to be tough somebody charge of it is that it's not it's not going good.

If you set a the future of our nation showed what's going on tick-tock you will. This is not good right it is like dictates like jackass yeah and very short burst. Yeah I will talk about that on me. I was a lot going on over there that's easy to make fun of right so you have no problem going on.

Even though your red white and blue guy.

No problem going that's I say that your red white and blue guy that's like the terminology legalities guy like that of a red white and blue of a patriotically you yeah that yeah you very judgmental and I find that red white and blue guy. Okay, I just never heard that before. Really that's about. That's like a premises on stage with you and you like Jesus you know Jesus would they try to figure out who the other Christians were. He drew like half of a fish than the other guy would drew the other half and then they knew that something new he was on the team really get that's I getting a like family reunion like you would Rev. Luca that I you know is on the team. Some people get a look at data as challenging as they set you off know you by having a flag yeah yeah yeah that were out of Asheville.

You probably don't know what that now I know that you know when that happened. When that when the menu is like the trigger. Yeah, which, like I always say like a go go we been on a bunch of like mission trips for our church flew everywhere and I go well, like a comet, a comedy with a common good is `in terms of supply and demand.

I think everyone's trying to come to this. What I think that the immigration the border is from that wonder this one is not belief. Yeah I was trying to come here is a reason that's the reason I thought so the people born here. The biggest critic suddenly go John to repeat what you know a bit about you.

Third, at an eight out of eight kids when you realize you were not the favorite.

You know why I got fired from Chick-fil-A when I does the only place were lab work and because there will close on Sunday and other causes on it. We are very gobs, very Christian, very religious, but at the pastors.

The McDonald's Burger King was rendered will have nothing to do with the rise and establishment Seo and their chick I never drove myself goblets yeah yeah no that's my parents to pray for your food. They think you're funny you to be none. I know what no kid, no parent would ever be like I want my son to be a comedian takes like years down the road and then they see. Like always, silica is going a Range Rover that I get that right and they still like my memory. Unlike sold-out shows like coast-to-coast and my dad would still like I leave the house to give you like 20 bucks to till I get a nice like rail your car up with gas on what that that's a comedian is greater is like a comedian's must be like in every man right like Kevin Hart is like that guy flies private insecurity. But if he saw Kevin are you raising your buddy is he acting Boise know where you came from every comic know comic is is is too confident because it one bad set in that right as I like out of an athlete or musician. They can be up there. They don't need the crowd played bad this week, he'll come back next week. If we if we coming there's gave comics getting too confident walking on stage like you own the place.

Dover is over and you catch yourself to my after big night into to the third and I am glad you think it is self and you will sleep well I'll know that well it's like it's like playing for your home. If you didn't appearance right. These are your people, but then you're like, hey I'm Annette like there is my buddy Andrew Scholz is a comedian and I was I had the 6 o'clock show sold out here. The 8 o'clock show sold out his buddy money goes a stay for the 8 o'clock and come on my show. Like 6 o'clock I'm getting carried out of there with you know in the streets or chanting my name and then I don't know me right at the other one and it's that it's a little different, absolutely. Here's this guy in the what what how many years it takes you before you didn't really want that $20 from your dad – the one yeah I mean it's a probably since I've started 2009, 2018 saga 10 years yet. Then he started to be like. I think Mobile do it, but it but you say only I will guess and if you had $1 billion. Will you be doing the same thing. That's it made me time is like you more passion about might leave a little earlier.

Am I not dear John, Robert yeah, you'd still be the ready cut the TV but keep the radio. Now I change my mind. So many things.

John Chris is good to be here for one more segment. The LCL goes afterwards. It was, he would talk we would totally break you have any idea will talk when the break I do not even prep okay merely signature number 11 on the table. Letterman said I know Letterman said he never talked a windbreak. They said it unnerve people, but how you want to talk to reporting and are you gonna leave no mistake, and were not cathartic chillers, and 4 feet from each other.

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I don't know if these are made up or not but yeah yeah SingTel is not made up probably picking out the cities are going to working now though. I'm really exposed the right you more of investigator committee and then allow you to be on November 18 being Greenville, South Carolina. You and I will pull downs are sold out of the we have that Irvine California sold-out so guy can live in Nashville appeal to the south and west. That's unbelievable. Well yeah I cross I weld the wealthy and anise and called right so maybe not bill Ali yet for three and half years was banned from box absolutely. A lot of people think those were his best years yet you fear the pandemic two years with your best years. Well, this is you have to learn to fight differently now. It's that it was very it's like batting practice like you just go. I live in you just crush and just but just homerun after home run people still be happy if they saw you on stage. Yeah I just felt what they were now to start to come back on the people offered to pay Morris if this wasn't enough that so much enjoyed it would end up whether usually the highest compliment for community come on Saturday. Come back in action. Fox news Comcast network subscribe and listen to the tricounty point just for federal prosecutor and four term US Congressman from South Carolina brings you a one-of-a-kind punch asked to describe and listen now by going on just.com